Koeln Karneval
A few weekends ago was the official opening day of Karneval, which, although celebrated in some small way in a few other German towns, is taken very seriously in Koeln, and is one of the city's claims to fame. (In fact, when when I studied German at the Goethe-Institut and we learned some German geography, Koeln was marked on the map with some grinning Karneval clowns, floating around the spires of the huge cathedral, which is also famous.) The main event takes place for six days or so in February, just like Mardis Gras, but for some reason the "season" starts with a one-day event that kicks off, cleverly, at 11:11am of 11/11.
I'll do more research into the history of Koeln's version of this bacchanal when February rolls around, but I thought I'd just share some pictures from the Nov. 11th preview. I didn't show up until about 12:30pm, due to rain, so I missed the kickoff. I was in the touristy par
Not included in these pictures (remember--click on them to make them bigger and better) are some of the more eye-catching costumes, like a bunch of gorillas chained together, or a man with a suit made entirely of yarn. I also had a long chat with a
My costume, if we can call it that, consisted of leaves of ivy I pulled up from the planters in front of my building and stuck in my hat. I also had dressed in brown so that I might be mistaken for a tree, but I think I was taken as more of a wine-god. Unsophisticated as my get-up was, I still attracted some enthusiasm, particularly but not exclusively from middle-aged ladies, several of whom felt it necessary to caress my leaves. By the end of the evening most of them were gone (the leaves, not the ladies), having been plucked by people who assumed they were on offer. You can see the Leaf Hat below, at late and later stages of deconstruction; the Red Hat belongs to Irene, a philosopher-friend who joined us late in the afternoon.
Evening settled in, and our attention was drawn to the brass bands down by the river, playing traditional Karneval music, which I don't have a handle on yet, as well as compelling arrangements of classic rock tunes. Here's a shot from that phase of the evening, where you can see a small portion of a large group of feathered ladies shaking it up, perhaps to brass "Smoke on the Water," or brass "My Life" by Billy Joel (aka Bosom Buddies theme song).
Our night wound down in a small bar into which too many people were crammed dancing to incredibly cheesy music. By incredibly, I mean that "Celebration" sounded in that context like the funkiest groove you've ever heard. A lot of the songs seemed like techno versions of traditional Karneval songs; at least, some had "Colonia" in the lyrics, and the locals sang along fervently. An incident: a lady (about my age) shout-mumbled some things to me that I couldn't understand, until she finally said in English "I want you to dance with me." This didn't seem like a problem, since I was already dancing next to her, or at least bobbing slightly, so I turned in her direction and waved my beer around festively. This was apparently unsatisfactory, since, after some more shout-mumbles, she placed my hand on her butt. I've never had to politely remove my hand from someone's behind before, but I think I managed it with some grace. 5 minutes later she was making out with some other guy, so I doubt her feelings were hurt.
This is what the streets looked like at t
